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The Dad Jokes
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2023 12:46 am
by DJTrainwreck
Share with us, some of your favorite dad Jokes
I'll go first
Yesterday I saw the neighbor washing his car with his son... I said "wouldn't it be easier just to use a sponge?"
Re: The Dad Jokes
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2023 8:18 pm
by Stix
I think if you phrased it different it would be more funny.
Why can't pumpkins drink? Because it's too easy to get smashed.
Re: The Dad Jokes
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2023 10:43 pm
by DJTrainwreck
I think you might be right.
*ahem* Each morning on the way to work I get hit by a bicycle... its a vicious cycle.
Re: The Dad Jokes
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2023 10:42 pm
by Stix
Do you look these up? I have to
Someone stole my dictionary.... I don't have any words
Re: The Dad Jokes
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2023 11:03 pm
by DJTrainwreck
I had to think on that one for a moment. nice find/nicely done.
My neighbor told me he thought his wife's underwear was too revealing... so I said to him, maybe you should wear your own.
Re: The Dad Jokes
Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2023 1:24 pm
by Stix
Eeww
why did the guy knock on the door before opening the refrigerator? Because the might be a salad dressing
Re: The Dad Jokes
Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2023 12:43 am
by DJTrainwreck
I forgot about the spoiler code there.
Why can't carpenters drink? Its too easy for them to get hammered.
Re: The Dad Jokes
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2023 11:21 pm
by Stix
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire
Re: The Dad Jokes
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2023 4:37 pm
by DJTrainwreck
It's a shame nothing is made in America anymore, I bought a TV the other day... It said "built-in antenna" I'm not sure where that is
Re: The Dad Jokes
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2023 11:37 pm
by Stix
everyone's heard of the Big Apple, but nobody knows about where Minneapolis