The Dad Jokes

[DJTrainwreck]

Share with us, some of your favorite dad Jokes

I'll go first

Yesterday I saw the neighbor washing his car with his son... I said "wouldn't it be easier just to use a sponge?"

[Stix]

I think if you phrased it different it would be more funny.
Why can't pumpkins drink? Because it's too easy to get smashed.

[DJTrainwreck]

I think you might be right.


*ahem* Each morning on the way to work I get hit by a bicycle... its a vicious cycle.

[Stix]

Do you look these up? I have to

Someone stole my dictionary.... I don't have any words

[DJTrainwreck]

I had to think on that one for a moment. nice find/nicely done.

My neighbor told me he thought his wife's underwear was too revealing... so I said to him, maybe you should wear your own.

[Stix]

Eeww

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why did the guy knock on the door before opening the refrigerator? Because the might be a salad dressing

[DJTrainwreck]

I forgot about the spoiler code there.

Why can't carpenters drink? Its too easy for them to get hammered.

[Stix]

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire

[DJTrainwreck]

It's a shame nothing is made in America anymore, I bought a TV the other day... It said "built-in antenna" I'm not sure where that is

[Stix]

everyone's heard of the Big Apple, but nobody knows about where Minneapolis