The Dad Jokes

[Mister Clean]

everyone's heard of the Big Apple, but nobody knows about where Minneapolis

Do you all get these out of a book?

[DJTrainwreck]

everyone's heard of the Big Apple, but nobody knows about where Minneapolis

Do you all get these out of a book?

I watch a few funny folk on FB

Yesterday I spotted an albino dalmatian ...it was the best i could do for him

[Mister Clean]

I finally come across one!

How many seconds are there in a year? 12... January 2nd, February 2nd, and so on.

[DJTrainwreck]

I finally come across one!

How many seconds are there in a year? 12... January 2nd, February 2nd, and so on.

a co worker got me with that one

my girl denies putting glue on my rifles, but ....im sticking to my guns

[Stix]

Did you all hear Rudolph went on a roller coaster? He held on for deer life

[DJTrainwreck]

What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.

[Stix]

Why can't you trust trees? Because they're shady

[DJTrainwreck]

what has 5 toes but isnt your foot?

my foot